Beauty of English

Ever noticed how deleting one word after another in a sentence can lead to a nice story?

Here's an example:

Oh Jack plz don't touch me at all!
Oh Jack plz don't touch me at!
Oh Jack plz don't touch!
Oh Jack plz don't!
Oh Jack plz!
Oh Jack!
Oh!
O!

I once had One2One with a Virgin

I once had One2One with a Virgin;
She teased me till I had an Ericsson;
She deep-throated me till she was out of O2;
My face went Orange;
Finally, I laid her on a Table(t);
And I busted my Siemen all over her iPad!