Ten husbands and lawyer husband

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married 10 times?"
"Well,
Husband #1 was a sales representative.
He kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services.
He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services.
He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing.
Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer.
He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration.
He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing.
Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist.
All he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist.
All he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector.
All he ever did was... God! I miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"